Yeah, I’m still not over Splinter getting the axe. It was just such a short-sighted and stupid thing to do. And now they’re doing every damned thing they can to make these sites worse. Similar to Victor’s tale, this morning I walked in on my phone playing an ad that I hadn’t even scrolled to yet! And there are the…

I’m gonna need all of these French food puns to chou-chou.

It’s missing so much that it’s on there at #3.  Which is good, because Cinnamon Life is good.  Regular Life:  meh.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Aw, shit, I hadn’t seen this news. That fucking sucks. I thought the repost of the venture capital blog across a couple of sites was odd, but now it makes sense. Best of luck to the Splinter staff.

Don’t you tease me with reminders of the Clerks Animated Movie that we’re never going to get!

I just moved to Springfield from South Jersey. South Jersey had been a barren beer wasteland, but in the last couple of years, it got to a point where I could drive to 5 or 6 breweries within 20 minutes. I thought, oooh, denser area, more breweries! Silly me!  At least I’m closer to Tired Hands.

Just FALLING off the bone!

The piss tape ain’t real!

Oh, it’s real.

As you should.  It’s the best .gif.

I will always remember this DJ Gallo line from page 2: “Reche Caldwell clearly stunned by loss, everything” .

Also, apparently he was an inept criminal? https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/15472532/how-reche-caldwell-googled-way-patriots-prison

I wish fiery peacock AIDs on you.

I think the problem is that you besmirched the mighty McChicken sandwich!

Look, I know fuck all about the procedures of the NC state legislature, but isn’t this what quorums are for?

I would have also accepted a modest proposal to eat the rich at the stadium and take their seats.

Daddy...needs his medicine.

It’s entirely possible that one of my fondest memories of attending Penn State was not just playing a game of capture the flag with boundaries that included about a third of the campus, but actually being the one to capture the damned flag.  So yes, I would definitely watch some Capture the Flag, up next on the Ocho!

I’d listen to that demo tape.

There isn’t really a vas deferens between a lame pun and a truly wonderful on.