So many other Eagles fans were so worried about the Giants drafting Barkley, and I would routinely bring up these arguments.  After the first Eagles/Giants game of the year, my dad was talking about how amazing Barkley looked and how much trouble he was going to give us.  I just looked at him and said, “Yeah, he…

The best part of that corrections piece?  That it needed it’s own correction for originally misspelling the Philly Inquirer as “Enquirer”.

I’m not so sure it’s the number of debates as it is starting them in just over 6 months.  6 months!  Almost a year and a half before the election!  I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to see a campaign drag on for almost a god damned year!

I can’t blame them! There’s more awkward thrusting in that gif than your average amateur porn.

I once went to a Catholic wedding where the priest spent a good chunk of the homily talking about the divorce rate. It was just such a weird thing to hammer on during a normally joyous occasion.

Hey, you know who else posted about the clone high movie?  Me!  On your article about the spider-gwen scene.  I even posted a screenshot!  Probably before this Reddit thread!  Sheesh.

I’ve seen this show in person at a minor league baseball game - it is still great even only mildly drunk!

“Jesus Christ and my mistresses do have something in common, you know.  They all got nailed."

More exciting, I loved seeing reference to undisclosed investigations for the second time this week, after the stuff about Cohen.  Either there's an investigation we're completely unaware of that both Flynn and Cohen helped OR there's no overlap, and multiple undisclosed investigations.

Instead of term limits, I've started thinking that age limits might be the way to go.  I see the value in having some longer institutional knowledge, but once you're 70, fuck you, you're too old and the current generation should be making laws for themselves.

I’ve never seen gobs so smacked!

I guess Papa John’s is #1 because you like pizza with only a hint of pizza taste?  The only thing worse is that Sbarro is #2.  I’m pretty sure the only context for eating Sbarro is “in a rush at the airport and all the other restaurants have lines”.

Yes, this has also broken my brain.  There’s no way that all actually happened?  Right?

This is the best BBQ sauce: https://showmebbqsauce.com/

Fuxsakes, you're all forgetting Spaceballs.

I mean, I would assume it’s part of some already existing cinematic universe, hence the secrecy.

Putting Christmas Eve above Christmas Day is about the only thing this list got right. Eve usually has all the anticipation and a more quiet dinner overall.

I too, was introduced to Arsenic & Old Lace by being cast in it, but I do love that movie so, so much.

The country of Iran, as an example, is responsible for ... propping up dictator Bashar Assad in Syria (who has killed millions of his own citizens), and much more.

“Ah, who cares. We won the Super Bowl last season!”