I would swear that Colonel gentleman brought up Sharky’s Machine before...”something something flickering light of Sharky’s Machine”. Anyone know what I’m talking about?

Yes, Ice Station Impossible! is great. It’s where I got my avatar from!

While a highway viewing park seems like the dumbest idea ever, my 1 year old would LOVE that shit.  Seriously, I take him outside, and he leads me down the street to the main road where he just points at cars.  It’s his favorite thing.

Aside from Taz not being higher, this is the list’s greatest travesty.

Glad to see I’m not the only one who thought that.

“That is a normal defense. Move on, find a new way to defend the slant route.”

WAIT, YOU CAN HAVE A FROZEN HEMINGWAY DAIQUIRI?  Those things are delicious when not frozen, and it never occurred to me to try it frozen!

Yeah, it’s called the TSA checkpoint.

That was what I was waiting for too.  That gif is a thing of beauty.  But I was very happy to see the Michigan punter make the top ten, as that’s a personal favorite.

Be prepared to pay more!  I just found out that Comcast pushed Cartoon Network up a tier, and I don’t get it anymore.  Of course it happens right before new Venture Bros.  Fuck you Comcast!

C’mon, do you really need someone to tell you that Stephen A. Smith is a fraud?

It doesn’t surprise me that Carper wouldn’t put up with this shit. I still remember attending a rally in Wilmington for Chris Coons that both Biden and Carper showed up for. After it was over and I got in my car, I watched as Carper got into the minivan next to me and drove off. No security detail in sight. If a…

Last night I found out that Comcast moved Cartoon Network/Adult Swim to a higher tier package then I already have. So, guess I won’t be watching this on TV! Fuck you Comcast!

Eh, I went with the moderately mild “racist shithead”. Still felt good.

I had beer like this from Tired Hands called Rose. Not bad, weirdly very close to the taste and texture of a bubbling Rosé.

This is what sticks with me. I can buy that the wife ran those accounts, but there’s no way Bryan was unaware. The Ringer’s timeline is a little fuzzy, but it seemed from the phrasing that the burners clammed up during the business day. “This weird thing happened at work today...” is more of an at-home discussion than…

Don’t blame me, I voted for Tanzie! One encouraging spot was that there was actually a pair of Democrats outside of the polling place to campaign, even if it was for the other white guy in the race that wasn’t Van Drew. That’s the first time I’ve seen it - it’s usually just Republicans.

Counterpoint: there is nothing wrong with ketchup on scrapple. I’ll usually eat about half my serving with ketchup, the other half with syrup.

Sam Hinkie died for our sins. And in the third season, he rose.

I think you should gather that Russia’s bribes were large enough that not only did they win the hosting rights, but they also managed to buy a first round bye.