I live in DE, my girlfriend lives in NJ.  My comcast schedule goes out a couple of weeks, hers for 2 days.  Yeah, that doesn't make much sense.  It's possible that she has a lower tier package than I do.  Did you downgrade recently?

The one answer that popped into my head first:  Seeing Less Than Jake perform their theme song to Good Burger, "We're All Dudes".  It was at the Starland Ballroom in NJ, and some kid showed up dressed as Kel, and I guess I couldn't deny that.

Too bad boob missiles have already been done:  http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Bizarro I love you!

Off please.

I listened to their first album the year it came out because they were described as "Springsteen fronting the Bouncing Souls".  Which I thought was very accurate then.  This description is probably more accurate now.  (I still love them though.)

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO NEVER PLAY THAT SONG AGAIN.

See, I feel insane for not liking Carl Hiaasen.  I'm always looking for comedic mysteries, and he gets suggested a lot.  I wouldn't think it would be that hard to crack jokes and solve crimes at the same time, but apparently it is.  And within the comedic mystery sub-genre is the sub-sub-genre of comedic mysteries set…

I was wondering the same thing since I've only really read the Ultimate line since House of M, so thanks for the summary.  My question is, didn't Quentin Quire die in Morrison's run? Or am I mis-remembering that?

You see what I'm pointing at?  That's the shit that you're too old for.

I LOVED that.  God this show had great editing.  Add to it, Tracy trying to stall, the credits starting, and Liz waving them away.  Such great moments, and yes, I was openly crying at the end.  I will miss this show dearly, as it's made me laugh in ways that no other sitcom ever has.

What about Quantum Leap?  I'm pretty sure the music and voiceover changed a bit, not to mention all the pictures.

Nextwave:  In your room, touching all your stuff.

Fuck the other phases, just jump to VII and VIII.  That's what I (and presumably, America) want.

That's the main paradox as I see it:  if there are no Observers, Walternate is not distracted, and cures Peter.  Since Peter is cured, Walter doesn't ever cross over and bring him to the Blue reality, and doesn't meet Olivia.  I mean, I'm willing to buy that there could have still been reality jumping at some point…

And we're guarrrrrrrrrding a stairwwwwway to heaven.

And we're guarrrrrrrrrding a stairwwwwway to heaven.

This was the joke where I lost my shit and had to pause it.  AND IT HASN'T LEFT MY HEAD.  I can't stop humming this in my head.

This was the joke where I lost my shit and had to pause it.  AND IT HASN'T LEFT MY HEAD.  I can't stop humming this in my head.

Well, I watched it, and I loved it.  Dammit NBC, pick it up.