I'll bet that amputation scene will be Alp-alling. There's just no Denaling it. Kilimanjaro.

Come on, do you really want to hear, "I'M THE GODDAMN WOLVERINE!"?

Is this the same John Constantine that went to Penn State? Portrayed Helen Keller and John Wilkes Booth in NRT shows?

It's nice to put some usernames to the teams that I'll be crushing as Radiohead Sucks*.

Don't worry, the FCC has all kinds of regulations to prevent that sort of thing from happening.

Yeah, the 2% increase results in a 6.1208% increase, whereas the 3% results in 6.09%. That's a .0308% difference! So yeah, these two sides are about as far apart as the etnic slurs in Mel Gibson's rants.

That's funny…I killed 20 Yuenglings last night, and no one seemed to care one way or the other.

I haven't succumb to the allure of Twitter yet, but I'm still up for that fantasy football league. Is that still happening?

In fact, it's cold as hell.

So they're bringing Boston Legal back?

Why don't you just use some Hush-a-Boom technology on them?

I went to a Marlins game once while I was in town on business. Here's the most pathetic way possible to put their attendance into perspective: There were so few people there, that my section was on the Jumbotron twice.

C'mon guys!
It's a satire!

It sounds like the actors involved would like to wash their hands of this movie faster than Pontius Pilot.

Good episode
But I was mildly annoyed that something close to a scented lightbulb already exists. There's scented rings that you place on top of the bulb, and the heat of the bulb releases the scent. I'm just disappointed they couldn't come up with some more outlandish.

The correct synonym
I'm pretty sure the word you were looking for was 'weirdsies'.

Yeah, what the hell happened with Deadpool? Guy could barely keep a monthly alive for years, and now he's got 3.

Personally, I can't harlequin wait for the sequel.

You all realize that's just a HIMYM quote, right?

I'm not sure the movie will ever take flight.