Seattle made the news over pot, and Chicago one-ups them with crack. Show-offs!

RIP John Haynes, you gave power back to the people so they could better-understand their automobiles.

His tombstone better say “Installation is the same as disassembly in reverse.” 

You forgot one:

Yep. Went to the supermarket, came back with a puny loaf of bread because the shelves were bare. Bread is good, if the power goes out! Came back to my house in the nick of time, when the big flakes started to drop.

Citation: This is all taking place in Russia.

Jesus! Even more evidence of Russia meddling with our erections.

I have no idea why they would defile the name like that.

It is also for 4 pancakes. I’d probably add more personally though.

Which is a bummer, because the Accord is among the best everyday cars on the market right now.

Sadly, Apollo was never about going to the moon, it was only ever about beating the Russians. At anything. They kept telling everyone that communism was better than capitalism, and then doing amazing things like Sputnik, and Yuri Gagarin’s epic flight. The entire space race was a political contest, us vs. them. The…

When the battery catches fire does violin music play over the radio?

On a very minor side note, they’ve ruined red baseball caps. I looked good in my red baseball cap; now it just sits there, wondering what it’s done wrong and why we never hang out anymore.

The difference between old money and new money is that new money needs to spend money to impress, old money doesn’t need to impress.

Derp. Reading is hard! well the APR point stands......

I’ve managed to avoid zoom zoom boom with a fully bolted 90K mile motor.

All DI’s tick. The MZR in my mazdaspeed3 is obnoxiously loud. It’s especially bad when you have to convince a dealer that the “other” tick is part of the SSP covering my broken timing chain tensioner. I argued with the service manager for 15 minutes until a tech interrupted and backed me up.

I know there’s probably no legitimate reason, but I wish our border guards could stop him from entering. “Nope, go use your own healthcare, Ayn Rand.”

So does this absurd, beautiful monster have any natural predators anymore? F150 Raptors maybe? Audi sportwagons with lift kits? That TRD Rav4 hillclimb EV that Toyota built that’s never going to go into any kind of production?

“Mad Mac: Gruyere Road.”