Except you just know the 71's OS is going to slow it down after the 72 comes out; “to maximise operating life”. Better get air traffic control to do the famous speed check before and after.

He puts the SL in SLeigh.

Oh what fun it isn’t to ride.

So, what is the driver supposed to do when “STOP BRAKE FAILURE” lights up at 65 MPH?

RIP, sir. May you teach the angels how to properly Scandinavian flick

Eat a bag of Dicks.

Pointy Boulders care of Clarkson!

My main concern is Han’s lone gunslinger archetype kind of fundamentally eschews backstory. He won his ship gambling? Cool! That’s what kind of guy he is. I don’t actually need to see it. Nor do I need to see the gold dice Luke grabbed in LAst Jedi that he’ll invariably hang in the cockpit.

They don’t make them like they used to.

Fuel tank must be replaced every 5 years? What? No really.. what?

But it ends up in them all the time and survives... That desert scene running from tie-fighters blasting through that giant ship carcass is crazy, some of the moves it pulls off are pretty nuts for a space-van.

The plotting itself in Act 2 was pointless. What Rian Johnson was trying to do (I’m not sure I totally agree with his decisions) was take the usual harebrained Star Wars convoluted Hail Mary hero plan and make it fail. And fail spectacularly.

I was simultaneously disappointed and absolutely in love with this entry.

It’s all that caffiene. My new event, Chamomile and Cars would eliminate these wrecks.