I kind of want to commission some etsy artist to make her a whole set (necklace, earrings, bracelet, TIARA) made out of those little plastic fetus thingies and send it to her.

I’d rather see “child of a Pinterest mom”.

If you’re not eating something because you don’t like it, then you’re absolutely not who she’s getting at in this article. Chill out, she wasn’t getting a dig at you.

That’s fine and dandy that you just don’t like sugar, (though I don’t think she’s being quite so literal with the cake thing), but I feel obligated to say that what the bathroom scale says is no indication of whether or not a person has an eating disorder. (I’m not saying that you do, of course, but that in general…

Confession: I do this every summer. You feel crazy great, you eat all the fruits and veggie and sprouts and have fun with alternate sandwiches, nut milk, smoothies and your skin looks awesome.

You get sympathy. I feel bad for your folks, but I feel sympathy for you, too. Meals with your relatives must be a mine field.

it’s obviously not the case for everyone but yeah...

And it regards to that quote, he only said that because his mother did.

Did someone call me?

AHHHHH. DAME LIZ BUYERS CLUB. THIS RULES.

It’s even more insulting that only offered him 72 Virgin miles for the inconvenience.

I never said it was more humane. I said it was more practical. I said it isn’t a deterrent to crime (which is one of the common reasons people give when trying to defend the death penalty) and I said it isn’t justice (because I don’t think it is). I didn’t say anything about whether it was more humane or not..

I agree. It’s bloodlust. If he got the death penalty, his name would be in the news every few years when he’d get his appeals, the state would spend millions of dollars on him for those appeals alone, and then there would be the death watch for his execution, assuming they ever carried it out, because he’s in his late…

Goddammit can we just stop with all the killing? Death begets death begets death. If someone kills a bunch of people, killing them doesn’t solve anything. It doesn’t work as a deterrent; it isn’t justice. It’s just petty revenge and it just costs us a significant amount of money and time. Just lock him up and throw…

“No. Do you make crackers Brian?”

brags about “pranking” Starbucks by having them write “Merry Christmas” as his name on the cup. He also flashes a gun he brought into the coffee shop

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

You need to stop communicating with this man. He's cheating on his wife and you're not moving on with your life.

“Well why didn’t she grab one of the guns and point it at him? That’s what I would’ve done.”

Yeah, I wish she did too. She’s a voice that needs to be heard.