Thank you so fucking much! Seriously!

This is one of the best mic drops I’ve ever read.

Hey, he tried. A non athletic, geeky, small jewish guy gave it a shot. That’s all we can ask for.

Can somebody type out his quote for those of us at work who can’t turn on the volume?

*waves* Hi Jia, there are a couple of us astronomers and planetary scientists in the commentariat. I swear we don’t bite if you want to ask other things :-)

Banana is another odd case. I used to love their stuff, but it’s gotten less and less interesting over the years. I occasionally pick up something there for work, but only if it’s deeply on sale.

Makes sense to me. Extremely inexpensive clothes of somewhat questionable quality? Sure, there’s a need for that. Make them cute and there will be a good bit of demand for it. The Gap’s modern day strategy of trying to sell average-priced clothes of somewhat questionable quality and uninspired design? Nah, I’ll pass.

I’ve heard through industry sources that Josh Brolin is an asshole, an adulterer, and an alcoholic, so to Diane Lane I say “Live your best life girl!” and to this Kathryn person I say, “...good luck...”

Unwashed models and pastry.

She’s like a baby learning her face

I’ve seen this way too many times in the past 24 hours and I still CANNOT get over Kylie Jenner’s mouth movements. She’s like a baby learning her face. I don’t even notice JLo.

Chris, i love you. You’re the type of friend I wish I had. But you don’t get how this works. Of course dudes hit on your wife. You were not “Oh dear lord he’s gorgeous” Chris Pratt. You were big and chunky. They thought maybe they could steal your wife away from you. (Not that i think your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend,…

And you know what, Republican candidates? You are running for president, not pope.

Having my wedding officiated by Ruth Bader Ginsberg is the only way I am willing to get married.

More like Ruth BAE-der Ginsberg, amirite?

The bigger (and stupider because it can’t even be challenged) question is: why is who you conduct your for-profit business transactions with any part of your religious faith at all?

Taylor’s videos are so much better when there’s humor in them. Her serious romanticey ones always fell flat to me, but when there’s a contrast between the song and the video it’s so so adorable.

No, someone out there decided to name *her* James.

Stassa, please fix the penultimate thing - I’m cringing with embarrassment for you right now.

Don’t leave us hanging... what does Jimmy Fallon consider the “ultimate” in late-night comedy then?