And you know what, Republican candidates? You are running for president, not pope.

Having my wedding officiated by Ruth Bader Ginsberg is the only way I am willing to get married.

More like Ruth BAE-der Ginsberg, amirite?

The bigger (and stupider because it can’t even be challenged) question is: why is who you conduct your for-profit business transactions with any part of your religious faith at all?

Taylor’s videos are so much better when there’s humor in them. Her serious romanticey ones always fell flat to me, but when there’s a contrast between the song and the video it’s so so adorable.

No, someone out there decided to name *her* James.

Stassa, please fix the penultimate thing - I’m cringing with embarrassment for you right now.

Don’t leave us hanging... what does Jimmy Fallon consider the “ultimate” in late-night comedy then?

Wait, I thought “penultimate” meant “second to last”?

How about retroactive abortion? I have a tire iron and two cops willing to give an alibi.

This is really shaking my faith in the intellectual honesty of the Tea Party.

Hm. They chose a 19th century décor for their “family” photo? There are, like, historical implications to that.

I can’t decide whether the best/worst thing about this is the quasi-antebellum costumery, or the “TO : CHANNE (sic) 6” on the back of the photo.

Can we talk about the costumes?

Best pro-marriage argument I’ve ever seen.

That story would have been a good one for the Mother’s Day post! Stay weird Momma Thrace.

I love family stories like this.

This isn’t exactly ‘grim’ but basically this is what hubby and I text each other every day when we’re in different parts of the house:

I can’t deal with how it flips the image around. I try to take selfies just to practice for future expensive wedding pictures, so I’m photographing my good side, but then it flips the image and it looks foreign to me.