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i loathe Barbara Walters. Never seen anyone so fucking smug all the time. not only did she do major harm to integrity in mainstream journalism, shes a total asshole. also, she's a Woody Allen apologist.

#1 - Facebook gets me jobs. (I work in a very casual, freelance industry where people I'm friends with will literally post - Hey, any associate producers looking for work next month?) #2 - The vast majority of my family and friends who live far away use Facebook and it's how I keep in touch in an easy way. #3 -

He's just citing the well-known fact that one attractive woman is all any man would ever want.

Has he not looked at pictures of Maria Shriver vs. the nanny? Elin Nordren vs. a Perkins waitress?

Monday's episode of The View was an excellent representation of the old adage, If you don't have something smart to say, shut the fuck up.

Well played, Met.

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I think the face is why I love it so much!

This explains a lot about her wardrobe issues. Clearly, she was not made for clothes. Look at her ! Wowie Zowie! For reals!

I'm digging her playful expressions. Fully nude with sheer joy across her face, instead of her typical fuck-me-face she makes in photos (or she is told to make - I don't know who is in charge).

all baby boys, at the time of birth, have huge nuts. It has to do with the hormones present at birth. Look, I have two sons, and BOTH of them had giant nut sacks when they we bo.....WAIT A MINUTE!

It would have been better if he used his own butt. He could photoshop it up if he wanted, but I think it would have been the funnier move.

Garth Brooks missed out on a great opportunity. #garthie

Women are like children. They cannot be held accountable for their actions. They are delicate and should be protected and kept out of prison. They cannot even tell the difference between right and wrong anyway.

how much do they need to be paid to not be horrible? Just curious.

Fuck Satan, you've got angels providing the perfect ambiance FREE OF FUCKING CHARGE.

but but but what if they weren't wearing headphones? what if they had turned to look? WHAT THEN!?

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