As a legitimate question, do you guys get paid to review games? I remember Kim Kardashian's game getting a nice little write-up a while back.

I think Hugh Laurie is a bit off there. I love him, but he sounds disrespectful.

This is the thing to focus on. Dan Patrick is completely scary, and since the Lt. Gov really runs things, IIIIIIIIII'm not so sure I can stay here forever. And I'm typing this from Travis County.

My only thought on this one (and I do believe it, because why the hell not, I like getting scared) is that as a mom, I would've gone with him (her?). I'm stubborn and bossy like that and I'd have been talking the whole way through to my guardian angels.

I'll add to what people are saying about kids talking like that. I was a teacher; it's not weird to me. Stuff like, "When I was a girl…" (boy talking) or memories of things they'd never done. I'm a churchgoing Episcopalian VBS teacher and HECK YEAH do I believe in past lives. My theory is kids are "fresher" and…

Mine is coming, too! I CANNOT WAIT.

So for the Texans reading this, please, please, PLEASE get out and vote this midterm election. Don't tell me Wendy won't win; I've seen the numbers. We need to get the attention of national Democrats so we won't get written off as automatically going red. WE'VE HAD REPUBLICAN GOVERNORS SINCE 1994, PEOPLE.

Spot on. I'm from a Dallas/FtW suburb and have lived in Austin 15 years — college, then a short break away, then back in Austin. Dallas proper DGAF about a supposed rivalry, it's exactly as you say — the areas surrounding Dallas. And I'm fed up with Austin thinking it's so grand, when school funding is a total mess.…

Lainey Gossip did a blind long before they split that they were seeing others (Her: Brad and Him: Alexa Chung.) So perhaps they've been on the outs for way longer than the "conscious uncoupling" suggests.

But when are we getting the sexy Ebola costumes?

I know what you're getting at with Kathy and Goldie, but who doesn't love IG for the filters?