Pokemon lore feels like a bunch of writers were given carte blanche for so long that now it’s too late to put the genie back in the bottle.

its why I drive a 95 Z/28, I want people to think I have a death wish or am a serial killer

“Uhhh... Nice truck, sorry about your dick.”

Inline 6, surely.

The only reason I think I want this car is that I can’t buy one. If they actually brought it to the US, I wouldn’t care about it at all.

Dear Toyota,

Holmes expresses worries about the safety of a young woman in The Adventure of the Solitary Cyclist, published in 1903. Thus proving he had concerns about the safety of young women in the public domain.

tired: estates of dead celebrities committed to valiantly preserving their subjects’ integrity

Herschel Walker was on season 2 of “Celebrity” Apprentice. If he didn’t get his fill of casual racism, the RNC is the place to be.

As if it matters

Every. Single. Day. this family never fails to show that they are absolute trash. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

Probably edibles. I ate too much one time and my body started forcefully rejecting it.

The Triumph of the Pill

Half scoop was high AF and yes, Kim Guilfoyle is a psychopomp here to lead the entire country to its death.

Yeah if she got him so high he puked all night it wasn’t a THC high.

Your reminder that the richest 1 percent own half of the stock market, and the richest 10 percent own almost all (92 percent) of it. So when Trump brags about the stock market, he’s not talking about the economy that 90 percent of Americans inhabit.

Cannabis is an antiemetic. How can one get so high you vomit all night??

What’s the point of making all that money if you can’t snort it up or use it to fuck prostitutes with?

That’s what we in the history business call a Mussolini.

Be trying to tell folks these people do the rich man’s drug.