I wrote a long, indignant reply to you about how this is certainly news to people in Virginia, and I’ve lived in this area for years and I’ve never seen one and I’m soooo outdoorsy, so excuse me, yadda yadda yadda, before I really looked at your photo and got the (excellent) joke.

We could create so many jobs just by expanding broadband access. Jesus christ. Just to lay the fiber and connect the networks, and that would expand so many options for others. But instead of investing in infrastructure, industry has invested in fast, high returns for shareholders and stakeholders at the expense of…

Pokemon lore feels like a bunch of writers were given carte blanche for so long that now it’s too late to put the genie back in the bottle.

NICK FURY: BATTLESTAR, MOTHERFUCKER!

it could almost be anything. A space show, a flashback show, who knows

Did you just say that sugary cola “potentially” destroys enamel faster?

“I don’t know how someone could even stomach a drink of [Perrier], let alone *enjoy* an entire bottle”

its why I drive a 95 Z/28, I want people to think I have a death wish or am a serial killer

“Uhhh... Nice truck, sorry about your dick.”

Oh it’s stupid to the vast number of people who are not drinking the Kool-Aid, but those who are on the verge of the edge and need a slight push? It’s for them. And the frothing at the mouth people who not only drank the Kool-Aid, but tracked down the Kool-Aid Man and murdered him for that sweet glory in his body?…

You know, this fucker has broken my ability to believe that everyone has at least some redeeming quality. If you wrote every one of his lies on a piece of gravel you’d probably have enough to buy him and his cabinet alive. It’s just infuriating and exhausting.

Why on God’s green earth would you ever consider putting that monster on an ITX motherboard??

Inline 6, surely.

The only reason I think I want this car is that I can’t buy one. If they actually brought it to the US, I wouldn’t care about it at all.

Dear Toyota,

Holmes expresses worries about the safety of a young woman in The Adventure of the Solitary Cyclist, published in 1903. Thus proving he had concerns about the safety of young women in the public domain.

tired: estates of dead celebrities committed to valiantly preserving their subjects’ integrity

As if it matters

i got two. two player for me and jr.