I get what you’re saying but the PP link is factual, and not at all harsh in it’s assessment of Bernie. It basically says that Hillary introduces pro-woman legislation while Bernie is a staunch supporter of such legislation.

I’m just amazed that “I sound plainspoken even though I had the benefit of a pretty decent education” would be something he would like to highlight. He’s telling us he really should have better verbal skills than this, but alas, education didn’t stick.

Two Corinthians walk into a bar...

My favorite part of that whole dumpster fire of a speech was where he was like “They call me ‘plainspoken’ but I’m smart. I went to an Ivy league school! Have you ever heard of it? The Wharton School of Finance!” and the whole place just went DEAD. (That’s usually a big applause line for him in his stump speech,…

Truly a man of the book. Great book, read the whole thing. Phenomenal. Lots of words—good words—true words. Two words? Fabulous book. Five stars on Amazon.

Superior version:

Thank you, I knew I couldn’t be the only one...

No other news matters.

nuh uh...

That’s super fucking adorable.

God bless your warm little heart, that was so sweet.

It looks like he’s in the process of forming a Mickey Rourke tribute band.

This is adorable!

STAHP YOU ARE CUTE TO THE MAX

Yes, so adorable.

Gay wolves are *the best*.

Try this.

Very good to hear they’re doing better as a species. Though, maybe we should continue with the protecting them from boats, since that seems to be working. Now, time to celebrate!

Why they have a flat nose.

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. When I think about manatees and how much they like people even though we’ve hurt them so many times, I cry and cry. I love them SO MUCH.