Botox.

Or realize that this could happen to anyone at any moment in their life.

That would mean ABI would have to actually employee women. I work in the field and everyone that comes around from AB/InBev is a white male.

Ha! Great minds!

I think that something is: don’t do Meth.

EXACTLY.

At first her lips looked “tasteful” and now they are YUGGGEEEEEEEEE

There's a photo from the event where Kylie has contorted (kontorted?) her body SO much to make her bum look bigger. Her posture looks painful in the photo!!!!

He probably invested his money well. It's very easy to make (and maintain wealth) once you have it.

WAIT.......

I just thought it went without saying nowadays? Out of all of my boyfriends, only one said that they dated a girl who really wasn’t into banging.

This is how I sound when I do coke.

YOU WIN EVERYTHING.

I wish!

My friend, it’s already begun. She’s trying to keep her cool but my bet is she doesn’t make it through the night without losing it.

I hope Curry’s wife is endlessly trolled on Twitter.

No, I didn’t miss the point.

So it took getting demoted into the greys for you to issue an apology?

My guess is that they are hoping DJ wins by more than one stroke so it becomes a non-issue. That way they can assess the penalty without fucking anyone over.

Snapchatting. His side dish just sent him a snap of her boobs.