It’s like Alien vs. Predator but Legionnaire’s vs. Gonnorhea.

Bon Scott, however, kicked it a long time ago.

however, when Byron Allen’s name was mentioned, Kupchak said he didn’t know Allen was still kickin’ it.

To be fair, your overly sensitive (is there any other kind?) feminism makes you attractive to 0% of men and 100% of cis Jezebel readers.

It’s late and for a second I forgot context and thought “Chris Kluwe’s dad comments here?”.

I wish I could find a metaphor for how little Johnny Football changed before/after rehab...

You go to the Baja 1000 and don’t photograph any Baja Bugs?

DO IT AGAIN

A short debate:

The eyes right before it jumps at the camera. I CANNOT UN-SEE.

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.

Read the comments on the other story from this game. He shoes up and puts it at #10 (also explains why). I think he’s outta the gray, shouldn’t be hard to find. That list is amazing reating material too.

Yeah, the Lost at Home to Arkansas Bowl can make even the most veteran players weak in the knees.

Arturo,

ORENTHAL

Can I still be surprised that she pimped out her own daughter for $100? Because I’m not a prostitute connoisseur, but that seems ... really low.

No because that would be my crazy Aunt who did the following:

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

How good could it be if they can't even bother to spell the word "triple" correctly?