The first gen viper may not be totally and completely bonkers in terms of speed, but it is pretty battshit

I think the 2.0 ecoboost in the Lincoln MKZ is plenty for the way that the car is going to be driven. Most people don’t hoon a Lincoln, and the 2.0 is nice and refined around town and even at highway speeds in my opinion.

Lifting weights

Pretty much anything Keiichi Tsuchiya raced in the 90’s.

Just give me an aux jack that lets me control my phone through the infotainment. Like Bluetooth but wired.

I know another car that audibly knocks every time you put the transmission gear after starting up: the Chrysler Town & Country, newest generation. We own one and you do definitely notice it.

Could you imagine the pucker factor of that moment.

This wouldn't have happened if he had a manual...

This car is a rolling joke. Can you imagine the burnouts that thing is capable of? He just wanted to create the most insane micro car the world as ever seen. The only thing crazier would be a tri-turbo, diesel, rotary engine, self engineered, along with a home built dual clutch transmission.

That thing sounds like it’s spinning at about 10rpm. Its like a tractor.

CTS-V wagon. Because guys that know what it is will love you, and the chicks will think it is a fairly practical, daddy-material, car. They’ll think the same of you.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ford-F-150…

I'm considering a golf, but I can't get over the fact that I can get more power for less money, with decent practicality. Like a used Taurus SHO, or, although less practical, a used coyote powered mustang. The VW would actually be more expensive than either. Hard to justify Golf>Mustang 5.0 when the mustang is cheaper.

Lumbar adjustable seats. Why these aren’t standard yet is being me. But they are so nice.

The kind of passenger that doesn’t tell you about a drive-by. It’s like, ”dude if you would’ve told me I would’ve gotten closer!”

It would be so damn funny if Ferrari said, ”no, we aren’t going to let you buy a new LaFerrari. Get a used one in a year, you disrespect to women everywhere”

I really can’t think of any other sub $30,000 car that I want. Unless we count used cars. Then give me last gen’s mustang GT.

The tank catch in Fast and Furious 6

I'm kinda stuck between this, a charger RT, (2011-12) or a Taurus SHO (2010-11). If only I could get a hemi with the SHO's thrust and economy and the G8's looks.

I just find it strange that nearly half the list is made up of BMWs.