Speaking as an engineer, this is one of the most insightful posts I’ve ever read on Jalopnik.

We don’t care about your fetish for BBW.

Nah the US has zero experience with a federal government loosely controlling a body of domestically independent states.

They make all their CF wheels in house.

He’s exercising options he received as compensation, not buying on the open market. Based on 5.5M shares for $600M, he’s buying at about $110/share vs market price over 200. Not at all intended to be anything negative about Elon, he’s more than earned his stock compensation, just saying him buying these shares at a…

Fixed.

I’ve done 5 Gumballs. Many dicks, but some great people back in the day, among the Charles Morgan, Jr, friend of all real car guys. There were many, many more such characters, and I miss them all.

The volume on a radio in a Toyota only goes up to 4.

FRONT 8/10

All service animals should be kept in cargo. You ain’t fucking walking on no plane. Any if you need them to calm yourself, you shouldn’t be taking a flight anyway. It is always the same thing. You set something up to help and people abuse it. Like handicapped parking. If it is that hard for you to walk you should have…

They used to travel in the pressurized cargo area. But since the dog owners started claiming their pet was a service dog, the airlines gave up.

This is why pets should be banned from airplanes. Service animals aside, your pooch doesn't trump my right to breathe.

This applies to road cars too. Everything rode so much nicer before the unnecessary monster wheel and rubber band tire fad took over.

Stopped reading at “weight does not matter.”

It’s so weird... RC8 = bad but Super Duke GT = ok? Don’t get me wrong, the Super Duke is a cool ass bike in all its forms, I just don’t get the logic.

“I will totally buy one.” -Every Jalopnik Focus RS fan a month ago.

But that would cut down on their profits!

To me “zero fucks given” means you only do what’s necessary to keep it functional, with no regard to aesthetics or what other people think.

This explains nothing. not disappointed.