"Finally, you're attracted to an attractive woman, but she's not allowed to be attracted to attractive men? GFY."

Let's see... "friend-zoned nice guy" trope, "women used 'creeps' when they mean uninterested" trope, and "women only like handsome guys" trope. I'm going to call it the 1980s-style minsogynst hat trick. Sometimes women aren't interested in you, hoodie Jeff. That's not because they're idiots and you're insightful and…

Actually...we haven't come a long way. I see people calling the President of the United States a monkey, terrorist and all sorts of horrible things. Things that would never be said to a sitting President if he were white. Actually, Barack Obama is probably the most disrespected President in US history purely…

He would not have been acquitted if there was evidence? You really believe that being acquitted means that you're innocent? Read about the murder of Viola Liuzzo. Read about the murderers of Emmett Till.

Well, in fairness, Eliza Doolittle is often referred to as the "abortion girl" of My Fair Lady.

threats ARE terrible shit. Living in constant fear of a bad thing is almost as bad as the bad thing.

Any pity for her family or f**k them too?

I feel bad for religious/spiritual people who aren't assholes. Because the loudest "Christians" are the douchiest ones by far. It's gotta hard to stand up and say you're a Christian in any politically progressive space.

This reminds me of how Madonna was an incredibly provocative pop star.

Well, she is sexy sexxy sexxxy all year long... this is the one day she takes a break.

Oh man, I feel so old Callie didn't get the George Michael/Madonna pair. It's made even worse by the fact that I don't know who The Blondes are. I'm just going to sit in the corner and fondly remember the good old days, from so long ago, the 90s.

I look forward to Heidi Klum's costumes all year round. I like how she never goes as sexy sexxy sexxxy something or another. Always original, usually, mostly not offensive.

The Birds and Psycho are my favorites, hands down.

THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR ME.

You forgot 5. Have a job to get a job and 6. Don't be unemployed. Those are my personal favorites.

In other words, their advice is: 1. Have money. 2. Don't not have money. 3. Be attractive. 4. Don't be unattractive.

As a man I plan on wearing a feminine top, tailored skirt, and leg-lengthening heels. If I don't get a job then I'm suing UC Irvine.

Do not try to justify an old man hitting on a young GIRL. That is out of line they should not be doing that. There is nothing flattering about that don't delude yourself into thinking otherwise. Where I am from that would be sexual harassment of a minor. Who knows if the perv doesn't have pedophilic tendencies or…

Actually men are far more likely to complete suicide. The numbers are relatively close for attempted suicide. Get the trends right ;)