Sooo... PPIHC in August?

I have to ask: Is there video of POStal’s demise?

F-111 Aardvark. What happened to dropping doom from the sky at insane speed/altitude while looking slick as hell?

Zazz...lol

Oh man, that would make the original version of Mega Man 2 so much...easier? er...Less Difficult?

Going full HEAT?

Ryan’s World but with a grown up car nerd.

Ford SHO V6? (Probably already been said)

Living in a van (on fire) DOWN BY THE RIVER!

Now I am thinking he would be running around like Jack Skellington, going “What’s this?!?”

Torch visits China - subsequently disappears.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C5%8Ds%C5%8Dzoku

Good Lord! I need a palate cleanser after seeing that! 

These puns are an Integral part of Jalopnik

2017 Lincoln Continental 30-way adjustable seats?

HMG be like:

Musky fanbois are do not have time for piddly things like jokes or sarcasm...

Fuck the Fucking Ford Motor Company. Horrible history and they should erect a urinal on top of Henry’s grave... evil bastard.

I can hear the Apple fanbois already...

Well... one less Dodge Journey!