Good Lord! I need a palate cleanser after seeing that!
In the words of Eddie Izzard:
Soon to be given (back) to you... the people.
These puns are an Integral part of Jalopnik
2017 Lincoln Continental 30-way adjustable seats?
Musky fanbois are do not have time for piddly things like jokes or sarcasm...
Fuck the Fucking Ford Motor Company. Horrible history and they should erect a urinal on top of Henry’s grave... evil bastard.
I can hear the Apple fanbois already...
Well... one less Dodge Journey!
Definitely gotta keep your hands and feet inside that at all times...
H22, D15b Vtec, K20... talk about a sleeper...
Should have given those pugs more updog...
Then you find out he married, divorced, remarried, and divorced again this lady...
So little torque, the tires can’t even break traction coming off the line...
No Pikes, No Pebble Beach, No Goodwood...
Well played...
The Pioneering Spirit. Submerges and then lifts oil rigs all over the Altantic. The largest moving object humans have built by a few metrics... Just insane to me that it was built to do that one job.
2nd weirdest boat to this thing here: