*ding ding ding*

Jalop sleuths - at it again! Someone reach out to Mynt!

O.....k.....?

Just realized I read your comment wrong. I will have salt with my crow, please.

Star count doesn’t lie...

See, this I really love. An honest opinion from a disappointed fan. I’ll admit, I am disappointed as well.

No, the only code you will ever see me do is occasional web coding...

(We hire people do to the software for us. Any new software always runs over their due-dates, the devs we have to talk with sound like space cadets, and their are always bugs. So, beat you chest some more, little man.)

Good.
(I do not identify with any party)

When I was car shopping last year, my checklist was:

NO f*cking smart key
NO lane assitance/blindspot/autonomy what-so-ever
30+ mpg
4 doors
Android Auto
Around 250hp

Hyundai Sonata Sport 2.0T for now... Genesis G70 next year! (when they do a clearance sale)

Watching the Mac fan-boys grow more and more desperate in their excuses as to why a MacBook is still “better” makes me sad...

Can you get the turbo model from the factory WITHOUT those hideous wheels?

Freaking hillarious...
...
But seriously, why does their physics package look so different from others? I can see that is supposed to be a two-stage fusion device, but it still looks...off...

Also, it looks like if it fell off the stand it would break a rivet.

Denverite here - That is adorable... Ya’ll have ONE documented cougar lurking the city! OMG!

Take your damn star...

Is it weird that the carpeting in the back is so kushy looking that I feel I need a nap now?

When keeping it grounded-to-the-ground goes terribly wrong...

My Samsung S9 being used as a workhorse for office chats, email, occasional remote-access, and several personal apps makes it through every workday and charges from ~20% to full in less than 1.5 hours...

Where have you been?

By closing off much of the manifold’s cross section at low RPM, the exhaust is bottlenecked through a smaller opening, which increases the velocity of the exhaust gasses as they hit the turbine, spooling it much MORE QUICKLY than it would otherwise.

...and this seems informal...

*enhance*

Well, let’s try and wake you up! ‘ELLLLLLOOOOOO PARROT!

This reminds me of these: