When I was car shopping over the Summer. I noticed so many cars with the fake exhaust tip/heat dissipater bumper BS... Not on MY car!

I was taking a vacation to Moab this past September and a truck loaded with pigs overturned near Glenwood Springs. Closed Westbound I-70 for several hours. They had to bring out a firetruck to hose the pigs down (to keep from getting too hot lol no joke). Instead of waiting, like we should, we took Google’s advice and…

I you had a competition level stereo, you could just blast some double bass drum metal and throw some devil horns in the air.

(No bad joke like a Dad joke)

The alloys are Element Zero... We just need to go out to Pluto and find the relay now.

...sassy bobcat...
(It had to be done)

No love for Comcast users? Basically begging to get thrown into the torrents... I expect high seed numbers!

The Jaguar WEEEEEE!!!-Pace