NPR!? Nice save...we're still judging—but nice save.

I only have 450 anytime minutes, SO I MAKE THEM PAY THROUGH NETFLIX! !! They'll get my unlimited data when they pry it from my cold dead hands.

Curmudgeon...thy name is Lilly.

*Not if you try real hard...

Are you an anti-natalist?

But.. I Like Shakespeare....

Orgie-Porgie, Orgie-Porgie where's muh Soma daiquiri? Chop-Chop!!

Yes, Skin color always equates to racism. Brilliant!

Paranoid much?

Accusations of racism often becomes a crutch to bludgeon people who disagree with you. I try to worry about the specific issue at hand rather than if skin color. It works out better for everyone.

Have You tried asking them...? Wait, here's the kicker you also have to listen to their response.

I couldn't take my eyes off her ginormous boobs... What was this about a cat?

You're right she isn't just a Cell Phone gamer, she's also a pacifist.

She's a cellphone gamer.

Isn't that an admission that there's effectively nothing "Progressively Inclusive" games could do to change this current market trend?

No No No....Sorry ladies yall need to support your local chick produced movies even if it gets sparkled or else I'm gonna report you all to the MRA's.

Count your blessings. People ask me why I'm a Jets fan and I look then in the eyes and tell'em "Because my dad use to beat me & I miss the sensation of having someone you love hurt you over & over again".

It's part of our nature to seek out beauty in both form and function. Exceptionalism should be celebrated.

Man Booty...the answer you're looking for is Man Booty.

Wait...MICHAEL VICK IS SIGNED WITH THE JETS!?