“Microsoft Snipes Another Streamer From Twitch as Shroud Moves to Mixer” Oh 2019, when a string of ridiculous sounding words are in fact an actual sentence.

The stealing pets thing is basically bullshit BTW.

How dare you imply that planets have more than a single biome. Burn the heretic!

I wonder if there will ever make a movie about what happened to the first one and why this one ended up in the ocean?

Hey, when you are a middle management worker tasked with having 15,000 planets labeled and named by the end of the week, we’re lucky “Desert planet” and “water planet” were the worst names of lot. Imagine having to hiring a ship to take cargo to “I hate my fucking job”.

Or, from Force Awakens, Han, Rey and the rest could see the destruction of planets in an entirely different solar system (which is therefore light- years away) because Fuck You, it’s Star Wars.

He had Vulcan being blown up, and clearly visible from a neighboring planet... and in tFA, the entire Republic (all five planets) was destroyed by a single shot from a canon apparently also in the same solar system as the entire republic.

He’s just not good at judging distances it appears.

Abrams being Abrams.

Star Wars planets can only have one biosphere, after all. It’s Space Law

Lol. Fuck off, Disney. Where is this in Return of the Jedi? Look forward to the re-remastered release of the trilogy, where Han shoots first again and there are now two moons near the Death Star 2. Featuring ADR by bored Harrison Ford - "the shield is on Endor, not on the second, ocean moon" 

I would assume it has to be very close to it. But Star Wars doesn’t exactly play by the rule of time or real world physics.

Finally we have a Star Wars movie that includes something about the Empire’s mysterious death stars.

King!

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2019: “Five years ago, few people worried about the drone threat,”

Salvation was the movie you are talking about. Which was actually decent until the twist and then it was confusing and weird and set up a trilogy no one wanted to see. I don't know why Hollywood keeps doing that. 

So based on what I’m reading here, the movie is bad and can’t even deign to justify its own existence. *sigh*

All I want... all I think anybody wants... is a movie set squarely in that horrifying, blue-tinted, skull-covered robot-apocalypse we’ve only seen clips of in T1 & T2. Every dip back into the franchise following…

She didn’t even respond to you, bro. Ouch.

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