One tank of diesel in this puppy, an hour or two wheeling it around the car to melt the ice and you’re home free, no bent suspension necessary...

Um, a cursory web search shows a Sascha working for AMG, no Tascha to be found. A check of Sascha’s Facebook profile shows him to be very much a man, and what do you know, he even has a pic of his signed engine plaque. I’m sure women make great engines, but that AMG was made by my MAN Sascha!

·Perhaps learn to read, Sascha Peukert is certainly a man. As if a woman would be capable of forging such a magnificent machine. Go back to Jezebel you bleeding heart feminist! /s

Is there as reason why this high pressure clean air is not directly pushed into the cylinders instead of the exhaust system (where it causes the turbo to push high pressure air into the cylinders, albeit at a slight mechanical loss)?

Is the flower vase located on the right or left side of the steering column? What was the standard material, aluminium brushed or acrylic? Hope to find one of the brushed alu variants for the missus.

Right, because you need a super fast weapon to hit those pesky cables... You are not a very smart person are you?

Why must muscles be flexed like this? Are the top brass such idiots? The recent meeting with Jinping was a success, tensions were cooled, and cooperation agreed to. Why ruin that good will with such a useless provocation? What benefit do we have from sailing through there? Any discontent with the situation was surely…

Aside from the obvious max stupid, bitch is quite hot. 10/10 would bang. Just hope that prick little kid didn’t stretch mommy too bad...

How long for you to drop it by my place? How long for you to GTFO out of my place on foot?

What effect does the fan on a dyno run have? Since the car isn’t moving forward through air, this should not have any effect on the force needed to move right?

4motion=VW, 4matic=star

Where in europe will your travels be taking you?

You taken leave of your fucking senses Doug? Bloody hell. I can't believe I'm reading this shit. How much did this crap heap set you back? Why would you waste money and parking space for such a disgrace. I hope those tortilla airbags blow your head clean off next time you slam the door. Something definitely isn't…

Back to the kitchen, wench!

Oooh 80mph, never been that fast over here in europe... Oh just only the time last week I was cruising home at 145 mph in DE or 85 through CH on 4 cylinders... Remember the average speed limit in Europe (not counting Germany) is 82 mph...

If you'd watched the GRIP show, you'll know he is friends with the sheikh and was given an exemption to go as fast as he can. What he's doing is totally legal, he wont get in trouble for anything.