Well...maybe a few people will. Others will endure serfdom; scouring the irradiated planes beyond the barrier walls for scraps of metal and wood, torn fabrics and broken staples, worn tires and other pieces of ancient vehicles they will cobble together to form shelter. Shanty towns, that offer protection from the sun,…

Biggest tweet this morning is the one he didn’t make. No mention of Junior anywhere. Which means his lawyers are advising him to throw his own son under the bus.

The one thing I would disagree with about this article is I don’t buy that he never wanted the job. I know that was a big thing when it came out, but it was just a folksy political thing to say. He claims not to have wanted it, but his wife told him “God’s not through with you yet.” It’s a BS story to make it seem…

When I played soccer as a kid, this was the only thing other than ice water on the sidelines. Every once and a while, my dad would give me Gatorade gum either before or after the game, I think before but it was ~35 years ago or so. This was when there was only one flavor of Gatorade (lemon-lime) and it was either…

Raw meat, like God damn nature intended. Preferably from a bear you killed with your own teeth and fists.

Coached boys soccer this past spring. The boys lived for fake mouth guard moment at halftime.

Also good: Watermelon. Smash against white shirt and pretend you are bleeding.

No, my kid drinks from the hose!

ONLY orange slices on deck whenever the Cat Family was charged with bringing soccer snacks! And a giant thermos of mostly-melted ice.

Is scurvy an adjective? If not, I’m using it as one now!

Fruit? You fucking communist.

Kind of just sounds like he wants to be able to drop F-bombs and generally be ~edgy~ without having to deal with the fact that his primary subscriber base is kids-to-teenagers playing a game he himself got into when he was a teenager. No problem with that, I feel; but let’s just call it what it is:

Seems like the place to put this:

As Timothy Burke pointed out, they would have to demote someone off the 40-man roster and that player would be exposed to waivers. They could lose an actual real baseball player if they did that.

For the fucking love of whatever gods have sought fit to curse us all:

Recommend regular playthrough then one with energy patched out.

Rather late than never. Such a great title.

I’m gonna be even later... I’m holding out for the Switch release T_T

This game sucked away my life for 3-4 weeks when it came to Xbone. Enjoy! And enjoy the spring soundtrack, it’s my personal favorite.

Prepare yourself for a state of zen.