PSA: I will pay someone to get on the fucking payload.

That was the smartest move White House staff have pulled in some time.

I do the same thing!!!!

Same. When I read “Fyre Squad” above, I immediately thought of this:

I bet Chicago could make this happen. We have a freakin bacon fest after all.. Why not fries?

I only just now realized it’s “Fyre” and not “Frye”.

they used to have potato festivals in Maine. Really I think we can make this a thing. If you run out of potatoes, the farm next door will ship you a few tons more. You just want to have enough grease on hand.

A French fry festival... crinkly, curly, waffle, truffle (To please the hipster crowd),steak fries... all joining together under one roof with plenty of dipping sauces... this sounds like Heaven.

I really want a job as an influencer. I recommend fruit flavored seltzer water, mixed breed dogs, never wearing shoes with Velcro, and Fun Dip Lik-a-Stix. Does anyone feel influenced? Give me a dollar.

Really interesting story, Cecilia.

Eerie, PA

Yes. Like the “Kelly” editorial cartoons in the Onion, where every aspect of “the gag” is explained.

Honestly, I barely needed to check Wikipedia to confirm my suspicions about where his politics came from. For men of his generation, there is one, and only one, primary interaction they have with the state: Bannon has been married three times, and divorced three times, with one charge for misdemeanor domestic battery.

Totally. “Arturo?” Come on! Fake!

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

I just tried to “retweet” you

Any word if that season pass is going to be available on the wiiu?