How would I beat that team? Horse tranquilizer in their cereal

Alfie Allen looks like his mom dressed him for picture day at school

He has the dumbest fucking smile and just a constant look of someone who has to constantly reference flash cards with emotional faces on them, not because he has autism, but because the muscles on his face don’t work properly.

The biggest lie is not that David Brooks as a friend who only has a high school education, but that David Brooks has a friend.

I’m pretty sure the HAD game doesn’t have the licensed music in it. I bought it way back, but only played it like once or twice

Fair enough. I wouldn’t stand behind the only cold weather argument either, since that would cover very few areas of the most northern parts of the country. The southern States do not scream “hockey country”, however

Alive peeing? No that is not me. I do my peeing in the corner, damnit

I’ll be honest. That wall mural? Not bad. Maybe not as a giant mural, but not bad

She was great in spiderman. Two things that my wife and I agreed on though:

Edited for clarity. It was autocorrected from play in to playing

I know that they are played indoors, and am aware of general refrigerator technology that allows ice rinks to exist. The question is more why does a hockey team play in a swamp.

Why the hell do all these towns, with average outdoor temperatures equal to the temperature of Satan’s butt crack, have hockey teams?

That is super cold. Misty is many people’s original waifu

Now this bastard here? I want everyone to know he is a man’s man. He’s a man’s man’s man. If there is an animal he hasn’t killed, then he hasn’t met and killed it yet.

Completely on point

And what do you recommend? A locally sourced quinoa bar filled with home grown nuts? You dirty shoeless hippie

The only proper snack for sports is orange slices you can turn into faux mouth guards. My child will have unfettered access to orange slices and be the least scurvy child on the field. Eat that shit, other parents!

And there is the power of methamphetamines kids

I did get it at release, I just didn’t get around to it till like 3 weeks ago. I knew what I was getting into, and for some reason I kept putting this and undertake off

I’m also going to pick up the breath of the wild expansion pass too