I love the Bluetooth in my girlfriends car. When I drive her somewhere, it gives me a 5 second heads up before she gets to the car. It lowers the music and the radio display tells me it's connected to her phone. Good thing wouldn't want to be caught looking somewhere I should not.

That lady was 100% at fault. In my eyes she killed 5 people that day because she was negligent in her actions.

I know that front end damage to the GT R is real expensive it costs 2100 just for the front apron and core support. That's just one part. I know this because I have seen someone working on a GT R with front end damage it was something like 12k in parts. I feel bad for the guy he hit he could have avoided it if he just…

Apparently he only slaps black bears but polar bears he never touches.

It's Kenny Fucken Powers.

Yes it's blue and I have the half leather and half cloth seats, which a lot of VW guys at this cars and coffee I go want them so bad I get trade and cash offers all the time. I sometimes get notes under my windshield wiper from people wanting to buy it. That part I like a lot because it's not some fancy exotic it's a…

Are you sure about that. I would tend to disagree with you on that. Besides the few minor parts I had to change, I have had good experience with mine. At 83k on the clock I have yet to have any major issues yet.

Oh shit look it's A-Rod.

The Gowanus expressway, Queens Midtown tunnel like two miles before the tolls. I have watched them move the midtown tunnel barrier many times it's pretty cool.

Satmar Jews look it up.

I don't know, a woman who shave their head not sexy at all. Google

Just the other day I delivered some groceries to an orthodox Jewish family. I rang the bell no one answered I could hear people talking inside. So I called this number I had this guy answers the phone he told me to leave it in front of the door. Basically his wife was home but I guess she was forbidden from opening…

People always see my car and say "It's so small" my replay is "Because I have a big dick"

I have a valid question. What American cars are forbidden fruit in Europe, Asia and Australia. What American cars are not allowed there but people want.

"After investigators found a bag full of guns in Henry's apartment, the gun mule admitted to carrying the guns on the planes from Atlanta"

Reminds me of this.

That's the Lage car wash in LIC. I used to take this Suburban I drove for a black car service there all the time. They also do oil changes which they gave you a free car wash with the purchase of an oil change. I could have told him that most guys there have no license or papers either.

Dear John Cooper Works,