Vanity Fair has a notable tendency to do almost everything better.

I agree, but I also feel for him. He and his sister can barely be in the same room. She is not an easy person. Their father passed away four months ago, and she has done nothing with the house. He took ten days off of work and flew across the country to get clean out done. His siblings live back there and haven’t done…

I wonder if you’d still be able to write by the time you’d accumulated enough material, or would everything come out like these tweets?

That would make sense and gives a hilarious amount of hidden meaning to that tweet.

I think you may be right.

Can you IMAGINE interning for Yoko? The tell-all book you would get to write afterwards would almost make it worth it. Almost.

Maybe she fell asleep today and had a non-insufferable person tweet for her.

Write all the things you want to do. Ask others to do them and sleep until they finish doing them. Sleep as long as you can.

I hope not. If she starts making sense to me I’m heading to the ER.

Yes, I got to her and was like, “oh boy, what kind of nonsense do we have today?”

Okay for once I completely agree with Yoko and she actually made sense.
That is literally my life plan.

Meanwhile:

There’s research proving this point, that usually when women have the most power in hetro relationships it’s because the man ‘allows’ them.

Him saying she has a great figure makes the next comment unsure as well. I don’t mean this as a shaming thing just that she has a regular body, nothing spectacular in any sense.

Until I saw that the book had writing inside from her mother, my thought was that this book was totally replaceable, and the place to replace it was Ebay. It is where many of us have gone to buy back our childhoods.

To quote GhostOfCourtneyStoddensBoobs...

ohhh, you done FUCKED UP.