TL;DR WHERE DEM TITTAYS

I worked really hard on that post, Jia.

I don’t know, Bundledink Crumblethatch seems like a decent guy. I feel like I always misspell his name though.

As long as we can all agree that the ‘lesbian’ porn where women horribly finger fuck each other with incredibly long nails while moaning in the fakest way imaginable is THE WORST. Please tell me we can all agree.

Seriously. Any time someone praises me for being a good father just because I’m there for my daughter, annoys me. That’s not something to be praised over, that’s what fathers are supposed to do. That’s my fucking job.

Shout out for use of “male.”

Congrats on wanting to do what you’re supposed to fucking do.

asking for supervised visits with a male who has a lengthy and public record of assault and anger issues seems pretty reasonable, imo.

“Highest praise to men who actually want their kids.” OH YES GOOD JOB YOU DESERVE ALL THE PRAISE FOR “ACTUALLY WANTING” YOUR KID AUUUGHHHH I HAVE NO PATIENCE TODAY.

“females”

Huh. And some men use females as punching bags. Whaddaya gonna do?

My wife and I started dating when we were both in 10th grade. We weren’t having sex (we didn’t want to risk a pregnancy AT ALL), but that didn’t stop us from fooling around in other ways. We had absolutely no idea what we were doing with each other. Hell, we had no idea what to even do to OURSELVES.

RIHANNA AT CARNIVAL IS MY RELIGION NOW.

Maybe not an occupation, but certainly a full-time job.