There aren’t many good examples of pink eye shadow but this is the worst of the worst.

You sparked a memory. We get a fair bit of snow here in winter. Whenever the newscast announced 10 or more inches, I would say, quite clearly, in any kind of crowd "Well hey! who wouldn't want 10 inches!?" Silence and blank stares always followed (i really need to get the fuck outta here...).

This had a notable lack of information on what Chris’s actual dick is like. I am disappoint. Poor journalism!

that’s some Sylvia Plath shit there.

I feel a little anxious about this one. Like, what if she didn’t turn back to shore?

The best part? #Nofilter

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“She responded to someone paternal.”

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Is it wrong that when I read this I pictured the back peddling statement going as so...

I wouldn’t be surprised if you told me he farted into a baby. Nothing surprises me anymore. Who exactly is he trying to win over in this election? He already offended minorities, immigrants, women, veterans. Who’s next? I’m serious. Who do we think he’ll offend next? Will he be brave enough to offend Christians?…

Homophobia is the western influence

I like how African leaders often accuse calls for LGBT tolerance as “Western influence” interfering in African affairs, while simultaneously believing homosexuality a sin because of their deeply held Catholic values.

Feet. It is always feet for me. I would rather see blood, guts, vomit, brain ooze falling out of someone’s ear... Feet are THE WORST. I fly economy class a lot, and it is awful for the most part (for various reasons). But I still vividly remember my first upgrade-to-first-class experience. I was so excited.…

Katy Perry and John Mayer were dating again?