But it will have an overactive ICE machine.

36 years in prison is some alpha male shit brooooooooo!!!!

Yup, I was surprised by how much I want to watch this show.

This is a very Law And Orderian move. I expected to hear a BONG BONG.

seriously. stop with the decorative cakes. death to fondant

Purely anecdotal, but I heard zero kids discussing this show before the school board sent out panicky letters to parents. Now they’ve all seen it.

Drake is a fuckstick. SHOCKING.

He’s... neither of those things. Don’t get me wrong, I love Obama and he’s very very charismatic, but Clinton’s campaign mimicked a lot of stuff about his 2008 campaign (his state strategy, anyway.) If he’s the “master” campaigner, then why is this book turning around and saying the campaign was so poorly run? As far…

That’s because men don’t listen.

The reason no one mentions the dead man’s crimes is that they are irrelevant to the way he was treated while in custody. 

SpaceX and Tesla are both in no ways typical VC bets.

I’ll wish for drudge.

What if Amanda Bynes returns to Nickelodeon? Yeah but:

Please let this happen. Bill needs to take his falafel and loofa and go the fuck away for good.

It’s my understanding that the target was a series of tunnels that were being used by the Daeshe.

You know I get where he was going with the abortion bit. He always had the ability to take the edge off potentially heavy shit like that by letting you know he was in on the joke. Remember the...”of course not. but maybe...” bit?? That was brilliant. But I totally agree about the abortion rant. It was so angry and…

So I’m reading this porn where two daughters seduce their dad, will I have to pay for this privilege or will I still get free access to the Bible?

She was a pretty girl before and I think she’s still a pretty girl now. I don’t get all the “dead eyes” and “she looks like a sex doll” comments. This is still a person we’re talking about, guys....

She looks like she was manufactured in a sex doll factory.

I’m convinced his last name was originally Rasputin and that fucker never died in the river.