You’re a dumb motherfucker.

Drug dealer marketing.

Drug dealer marketing.

Here’s your virtual fucking cookie. 

Then he just makes a minor alteration in policy, re-implements it, and has to go through the whole court process again.

I normally spend episodes trying to look for clues and analyzing the content.

I want to join your revolution. I’ll even print out the pamphlets.

These are the same chucklefucks who were pitching a fit when Roseanne did the national anthem.

So thirsty. Try harder complicit.

It’s the one thing he’s truly excellent at, lowering the bar.

Sub eighty.

He’s a man of wealth and taste...

Bowling pin...

His cursing in that film is next level.

Exclusively a guy thing as I was told.

My favorite was a lightbulb.

Thank you for not linking it.

My mom used to work in an ER for many years.

I’m not a good guy, but I’m probably decent.

That’s gross.

Once made a cheesecake for an office potluck, some asshole stole my springform pan.