Don’t forget having to buy tools... 

Man, that’s a good looking Crack Pipe!

Yup. Then the non functional gauges cemented it as someone else's half assed project. 

“I should have an instant ramp-up to knowing about the U.S.”

Wow. If this is Hackett’s brilliant idea, Ford is fucked.

They just need to sell Ford loot boxes. For $100 a pop you can open one and hope that it has an option you want for your vehicle. It will mostly be terrible paint colors and ugly plaid patterns for your seats, but you can always hope.

“Heres the NEW 2026 Ford F-150, starting at just $19,999!”

Well assuming that gentleman is somewhere between 14 and 18 feet tall, I’d say the MX-30 is probably about 450 inches long.  

He’s not asking how the lease works. He’s asking if, given how the lease works, and given that he fucked up, what options are open to him going forward. That’s not an unreasonable thing to ask someone who has helped other people deal with similar issues.

I was only going around 45mph one cold cold morning when I forgot how to keep the rubber side down and went sliding along the concrete. That tore through my riding jeans, the right arm of my jacket to the armor, and completely shredded my gloves. I’m also suspicious of her injuries.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, what the hell is wrong with these people? Are a few advertising dollars really worth living the most performative, contrived life in the world?

Bullshit. I’ve had better roadrash from fucking on carpet.

I can’t stand it! I know you planned it! 

Good shit Torch!

Hot take. Over-landing is a stupid trend for yuppies that needs to die. It’s driving up the price of perfectly decent off-road rigs and resulting in hilariously ill conceived mods to non off-road rigs. All so people who don’t spend much time in the outdoors anyways can post Instagram stories from trails the average…

...go on...

You wanna know how I know you’ve never driven one?

I actually told my co-driver that. He laughed, thinking I was joking.

Head of Nissan marketing & outreach: “My god... we’ve found her.”

You forgot- NEVER BEEN VAPED IN!!!