“Negotiate like a man” - you win the steak knives.

Oh I didn’t go to class. Just the games.

Rose-tinted glasses tainting our memories and unrealistic expectations.

I’m pretty sure VW and Jeep compete for the title of “biggest concept car blue balls.”

I only judge people at the gym who don’t re-rack their weights.

Even though I’m not really a jeep (or knock-off) aficionado I really do appreciate the passion you have and how you communicate it to all us lowly jalops. Thanks for the in depth write up.

How to improve Tesla build quality.

This man tells you he didn’t roll back the odometer. Do you trust him? I do not trust him.

You’re hypothetical ad had me at Hot Pockets.

@ Torch: Look Pao dude, I love your quirkyness as much as the next weird dude, but you starting to drop the ball too often. Those WCSIB peoples come here for actual advice, not goofy haha-jokes. You are starting to waste everybodys time with your suggestions that are goofy just for the sake of goofiness.

I guess it depends on how much she needs to tow, even an XV could haul a teardrop or shute industries type off road trailer. If you needed more an outback can tackle up to a modest pop-top camper. Beyond that the Subaru argument doesn’t hold water, but we don’t have a lot of details to go on really. I will say though…

You all know me and know what I drive and so you are going to expect me to go with old land cruiser. But frankly, you should buy a Subaru.

the correct answer is: Subaru Outback

I see these cars much in the same way I see 928s: I’m glad someone is preserving them. I’m also glad it’s not me.

What I read, Thisthing is so fucking borked I don’t want to deal with it anymore. Everything is broken and I can no longer pretend this is fun, hip, or cool.

CP = Chemical Pooper

I like my tires with 78% nitrogen and about 21% oxygen for best performance.

There must be some sort of mistake. No pilot ever tests positive on NBC.

Careful, Patrick, you wouldn’t want this comment to blow up in your face.

Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.