What do you do if your job sucks because your employer is breaking labor law? In my case, in order to avoid paying employees OT for working over 40 hours, the employer created two companies. Once you go over 40 your remaining hours go to the other company. So on paper you have 2 jobs one full one part time but in…

5% may not seem like a big chance, but if I'm reading this right, any woman has a 1-9% chance of getting pregnant by having sex 1 time with no contraception (the range is due to ovulation): http://ec.princeton.edu/questions/risk.html

A lot of men just don't realize that most of the times, when they see a woman who is wearing "no makeup" and looks sooo good...yeah she's wearing makeup. And it probably took more than 5 minutes to apply because you can't just slap it on if you want it to look good.

Sounds like you dodged a bullet with that one. Any place that requires 8 friggin' interviews for a job that doesn't involve being the CEO has got to be insane to work for

Speakerphone can be a good feature. Like if you're typing on the computer and talking to somebody that the same time, duh, speakerphone.

I feel like the Republicans are just trolling us at this point. Even most Republicans ain't gonna like this guy once they get to know him a bit. Who exactly is he supposed to appeal to?

I'm surprised that no other airlines made her turn this off? This is a blanket FAA rule, one that a flight attendant wouldn't have the authority to override. We can debate whether or not the danger posed by electronic devices is real all day long, but the rule still exists and the flight attendant would have lost her…

But I can't instagram the pics b/c I don't have a smartphone

It should be called "Eat it, Rich Jerks" and it would be pics of sweet stuff normal people have, like my 40" CRT TV (ballin!), my 10-year-old car, and my makeup collection that is all free samples and stuff I won in contests.

I felt the same when I found out Mitt Romney made 600x what I made last year..and last year was a good year for me too. That means he makes in 2 days what I make all year.

For 4 grand, I'll BE the table

People act like hulking out is so easy that it can happen on accident, from using 4lb weights instead of 3lb weights. Nothing could be further from the truth. Even men have to work hard to beef up...for women it's even harder. Men can also safely get down to a much lower body fat than women can, so they'll look more…

Every Sunday (my only true day off) I cook up all kinds of stuff I need for the week, including a batch of granola. My fav work lunch is vanilla yogurt w/ granola. You don't need to eat a whole lot of it to fill you up, and this time of year when it's hot I hate eating a hot lunch.

Dressing your 3-year-old child in designer clothes is just like putting rims on your car, or a diamond collar on your dog, or any other show of excess. It's not for the kid. Little kids don't care about designer labels. It's just a way to show people "look at me, I can spend thousands of dollars on clothes this kid…

My mom used to make us homemade chocolate pudding for the dessert, and put it in a little tiny tupperware, instead of buying us those little jello pudding cups everybody else had. It was REALLY good, but I begged her to stop sending them because everybody made fun of me for eating poo.

I'm a lucky jerk who wakes up naturally at the same time every day (+/- 5 minutes) with no alarm. But I can't nap. I just can't fall asleep during the day. No matter how tired I am, I'll just lay there.

I find it more worrisome that so many people are sleeping so poorly at night that they're falling asleep during the day. Sleep deprivation is horrible for your health over the long term and can worsen other health problems, not to mention causes accidents (both the scary kind and the "oops I hit Reply All" kind)

You know those stupid body swap "comedies" Disney comes out with every couple of years? Dad and son switch places for a day or a week or whatever and learn soo much about each other? I wish Mitt and his wife would have to switch with a husband and wife living below the poverty line. If nothing else it would learn them…

Have you ever been slammed with just a ridiculous amount of work—maybe you got thousands of lines of code to write, or hundreds of cheeseburgers to make, or you've got to finish up the design on that space shuttle, heck I don't know what you do for a living—and there's nobody who can help you, none of it you can leave…

Most medical bills in the US are crazy expensive.