Hey that whole last paragraph was just a joke. But now that I'm reading some of the other comments a lot of people were saying similar things and not joking, and my joke wasn't very good, so I can see how it came off serious.

This is so fun! I have:

I used to be very self-conscious, not just about how I looked but that I wasn't wearing the right clothes or that people thought I was "weird" or whatever. I got past a lot of that when I started working out, in part because I had to get used to getting all sweaty and gross around other people. I knew I'd hit some…

Maslow's hierarchy of needs, y'all.

Dang, the comments got way nasty! I like scripted shows (favorite shows of all time: Seinfeld and Arrested Development) and I also like some reality shows. I don't really like drama-type shows like Housewives or Jersey Shore and stuff, but I do like those jobs-related shows like Tanked and Lizard Lick Towing (these…

But there's a big difference between what you plan to spend and what you actually end up spending. Any party for 100+ people is gonna cost you some money even if all you have is hamburgers and BBQ.

My SO usually forces me to be the DD so when we go out, I'm sober, bored, looking around. Looking around and everybody looks like this: [www.lazyday.com] .

90% of my problem with the pro-life crowd is how they're inexplicably against birth control. Duh, more BC = fewer abortions! If everybody in the country was educated about birth control and had easy, free access to it, abortions would take a nosedive...you'd still need it for emergency situations but it would be so…

The only way I could see the skirts > pants thing is that pants can be badly tailored and look stupid, while skirts don't really have that problem. But a well-fitting pair of pants looks awesome, no pantyhose required, you won't be cold all day, and you have a wider variety of shoes to go with.

Okay, "guy who thinks he's the only man on Jezebel when actually there are lots of dudes here", you don't trust a woman who used to be overweight but is now thin. You don't trust gym rats because they are all a bunch of phonies. And you don't like to date women who are walking around all overweight and what-not. So…

It is possible to eat a healthy diet without spending too much money...if you have the time, and skills, to cook it up. The more time I have, the less I spend on groceries and the healthier the food ends up being. (Compare Taco Bell burritos...burritos from the frozen food section...burritos made with canned black…

Or instead of "get paid" it could be "figure out what you want to do / take classes (if necessary) / apply for better jobs". Applying for a job is a job in itself!

I think the authors think that by being aloof, playing hard-to-get or whatever, it gives you (the reader) power. The guy has to keep guessing and constantly work to win your attention.

If you don't have the "bikini body", fake it with strategically-placed mirrors. A portable fog machine will help hide any problem areas under a cloud of mystery and intrigue.

I'll never make fun of somebody for trying to be comfortable. Wedding-white Uggs are an awesome idea—if you're wearing a floor-length dress, almost nobody'll see 'em, and if they do peek out they won't look totally incongruous. Yeah, probably won't look good with all styles of dresses.

But you have to shower and change clothes once a day regardless, right? I had that same feeling, but I switched to evening showers because the only time I can work out is after work. I now work a job where I can wear yoga pants and a t-shirt, but back when I worked in an office I wore my workout clothes underneath my…

My commute is between 5-40 miles one-way, depending on which station I'm working for that day. Even if public transportation in my area didn't suck, a lot of times I end up having to use my own car for work. So yeah, no checking RSS feeds during the commute.

What's really jacked up is that NC already has a law against gay marriage! There was no need for this stupid amendment. What it's really going to do is take away health care and rights to unmarried partners and their children.

I live in NC, and what's really crazy is, *everybody* I know voted against the amendment. And I don't live in a liberal mecca, or hang out with only liberal people, even my Mormon friends voted against! And driving around 4+ hrs per day, I never saw any lawn signs or bumper stickers for the amendment and I saw tons…

If you don't present a signed statement from a friend saying they will help you eat that, or an intent to store the leftovers agreement, you have to wait 3 days before purchasing: