As long as you are very drunk and have at least one pelt on you, I would believe it.

Oh my word. I'm just going to walk away and pretend I didn't read this.

Thanks for the concerns. The situation in No Mans Land did suck, and I am not sure Alfred really listens to me at all. He just. Ugh.

That is a large part of it. I just find that a lot of people are alive, but aren't really living. They have nothing interesting to say. They have no real hobbies. They have no aspirations for a career.

Yep. I have perfected being an extrovert for leadership and employment positions, but when I am off the clock I prefer solitude.

I think it is important to note the difference between an introvert and someone who is shy. Approximately half the population is introverted—more males are introverted than females—and there is nothing wrong with that. Being shy, however, is being scared of interaction.

Thank you. I distinctly remembered picking KH2 up while in college, which was not in 2004.

Sacrifice a weekend for a job with the most successful tech company in the world?

It's a fine note.

You apparently don't follow me all that closely.

I don't think the average person would be able to point that out as a Submariner. Most people don't even know what a Rolex really looks like—they just know it is a status symbol.

This is not something to get my hopes up over lightly. The day they make a real lightsaber, I'm quitting my entire life and becoming a Jedi. I await this day anxiously.

Honestly, as a history and English teacher, I only use math for adding, subtracting, multiplication, division, percentages and basic, basic algebra.

Katana, for sure. It's light, and it has a pretty good distance on it. So does the chainsaw, but you could be quicker in your maneuvers with a katana.

Exactly. He can either find an unrelated body (maybe an empty bag, if he is lucky), or he can confirm it.

Afraid it was an accident, but a rather happy one. Welcome to Gizmodo.

Haha, thank you. That's what I get for doing work while commenting.

So, if he finds the body and it isn't Bin Laden, then what?

Reading quality material makes you a more astute communicator, as well as a more educated person. Reading anything is better than nothing, but reading the classics will make you understand the world more.

I don't know. Michigan, man...