Gore won the popular vote, homie.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

“He’s gone through a wave of emotion, from being sad about his situation, being scared, being nervous, being bored at times.”

Shut. Up. He was bored?! OMG, you guys. That poor suffering soul. How will he ever recover from the trauma. Will he write his memoir about that one time in his 20's when he was bored for two whole entire months?

Oh my God, you guys, prison was like so hard.

I get that everything in there is quite flat and packable. But how is having FIVE mobile gadgets plus an organizer plus a notebook simple?

I applaud her attitude, but dear Lord, do I hate these specific “dances.” I just... I just don’t get them.

...Now get off my lawn.

You’ll never get anywhere in the gymnastics game disrespecting your opponents like that. Doesn’t she know that kids are watching? They’re probably wondering if she knows she doesn’t look like a good role model to the youth of Tennessee. I miss the days of McKayla Maroney and her screw face. I don’t know, there was…

Peele is channeling The Weeknd. I wonder if that’s intentional.

Why is Shangela the breakout star of drag race?? Where is my Jujubee???

He looks like Juliette Lewis there!

That was my takeaway, too. It was cringeworthy, but mostly because it tried too hard and failed even harder.

It’s always bad news when Shangela shows up.

I thought Mulder’s response showed that he *knew* it wasn’t right to say “she used to be a man,” but the proper way to describe the situation to someone who was completely ignorant. As the toad character so desperately wanted to die because his very identity was now challenged by his body- they drew the parallel but…

“If that is not practical, then I direct that my executors shall arrange for my remains to be cremated and my ashes scattered in Bali,” the will continued”

By train, plane and sedan chair, Peter Ustinov retraces a journey made by Mark Twain a century ago. The highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector.

Huh. That’s a pretty cute baby I guess. If you’re into that sort of thing. I mean I GUESS that’s a pretty adorable smile on her cutesy wootsy wittle face and.....Oh shoot! I just ovulated.

you have earned your black belt in troll fu now please go away. p.s. the sloths “survival instincts” have enableled them to be in existence for about 60 million years not too shabby

I’ve given that same exact speech many times; it’s a lie. Broke my nose swimming in to a concrete wall, broke my foot super-man jumping from hotel bed to hotel bed, sprained the same foot wandering off a porch in the dark......the list goes on. I’ve done those things because I have a problem with alcohol. I’m not…

Maybe he does tie on one every so often. A person can get drunk and not be a drunk. And there are plenty of people who are klutz’s with no liquor in them.