This is why I love Duke Nukem. In Duke Nukem 3D he would just bluntly exclaim "Holy Shit" every time you did something ridiculous. Like, blowing up 5 aliens with one bomb. It was just so funny. A guy who spends his time taking down hordes of aliens and saving babes still amazes himself.

Like a boss.

Yeah I would definitely go with that beige looking Impala. They would never guess how much heat it was packing.

I was gonna say this happens in NASCAR all the time but then I watched the video. That guy has balls of steel.

Every time you exit the car, make sure you get rid of all the trash. Don't leave anything you may not need. It'll keep your car lighter and safer. Unless you're a serial killer, there shouldn't be a chainsaw in your trunk.

BUT HUMANS ARE VILE CREATURES...

Regarding 5th gear:

As a member of the Neutral Generation, I think I can give you some insight on the issue.

I wish I could say that about Indy Car. GM is the only American make that runs in Indy Car :(

"YOU BELIEVED ONLY WHAT WE WANTED YOU TO BELIEVE!"

Today I Die did not have the impact that Passage had one me but it was interesting nonetheless. Thank you for these. They've definitely changed my perspective.

I just put some thought into it after reading you post. I am wrong. Here is why:

Just played Passage a few times. That was surprisingly moving even though I have no idea why. I almost teared up. Maybe it was the music. It kinda felt like art.... Hmmmm. I might be wrong.

Those games must not be any fun then. I've yet to play anything like that. Would you mind naming a few?

Depends. The Taj Mahal is art. Walmart is not art. The Taj Mahal was primarily designed to look awesome. Function came second. Walmart was designed to hold as much crap as possible not to look cool. If looking cool comes first then it is art. Games don't do that. They try to be fun before being beautiful. If fun did…

The key here is that art needs to be primary made in order to appreciate its beauty. Video games are not made primarily to appreciate their beauty. Therefore, video games are not art according to Ebert because fun is more important than beauty in the video game medium. It really is that simple, people. You may have a…

Hmmm. What series is that? I had no idea GM was into that stuff. Well, if it has full factory support than I guess that counts. Even if that car was developed in Europe.

There are numerous factors why Americans suck. The biggest one is that most of the talent goes to NASCAR. Carl Edwards whooped Schummi's ass in the Race of Champions.

Very true. If I want to go do some oval racing or drag racing I only need to drive 30 to 60 minutes. If I want to go enjoy some right turns I have to drive 3 hours... And spend lots of money on gas, tires, brakes, etc. If I join the SCCA right now then I have road courses within an hour of my location but they are not…

It looks a lot cooler when he does it ._.