I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows.

Will I be able to understand the US version of the engine? I'm having trouble with this Japanese spec model...

man San Bruno sucked before...now its really going to suck...

man you guys are real bitches...you call all these guys douchbags...and you make big fucking assumptions about these guys and you don't know a damn thing about them. Well I happen to know one of the owners and his car is pictured here...turns out he isn't a douchbag, hes a hard working dude who rewarded himself with a…

@Erinaceus: Never heard it that way before...something to do with age I suspect. My peers and I usually call a console by it's system name.

@Erinaceus: First of I heard of that...my peers and coworkers have all seem to call consoles by their system name, probably something to do with age. Kids these days, no respect... jerks.

shit IS old..I worked on the MMPR games for the Genesis and GameGear back in the 90's...(whats a Genesis? I heard not too long ago)

good good

@StrikerF2: Avon (yes, Avon) has a lotion/repellent that works like the bomb on mosquitoes...

@8x10: I have seen a lot of these...When IO9 has artists like this I usually try and see what or how they are doing it...I haven't done any digital landscapes yet but I am interested in doing some...if you click the link in my profile you can see what I do...it's a bit of a Flash hog at the moment...redoing soon to be…

@corpore-metal: I think the official term is digital rendering (or something)...They're nice, but if he could paint like that with acrylics and oils...he would be the fucking man...

@8x10: I cant tell you how many times I have had to re-do sections of acrylic paintings...screw up on a watercolor and you have to start over...I have been using the tablet with p-shop more lately, it's real nice...i feel like I'm cheating a little bit...

@8x10: Well as someone who does both actual painting (acrylics and watercolor) and p-shop work...there is a big difference (there is nothing like control z when using a canvas and pigmented paint)...and be careful with the "painting with light"statement...that's a copywritten saying from Thomas Kincade...who most…

@corpore-metal: not paintings...

...and mount 8-inch curbs at speed...pffft I can do that without a car..

@bonestock94: hold up...cop...naw just a taxi.

@Heel-Toe: much easier to read than the posted one.

yes and no...

@ingolstadt: "...after the match"...must be one of our UK Jalops, no?