O.o WOW.

Starbucks Via? Now THAT tastes like shit.

You win the Douche of the Day award. (There's no cash prize. The economy, you know.)

I'm with you. I always feel like I'm being incredibly rude if I'm staring at them and don't at least look away (or at their shoulder...somewhere away from their eyes, at least for a few seconds).

Amen.

I'm more entranced by the cute cat than I am the topic. ;)

Ohhhh, that was good. *smokes* ./afterglow

He needs to not stink up my television any more on ANY show. He's not smart enough (for my tastes) for hosting Jeopardy. He's fucked up his rep completely. Retire, Lauer.

That is fucking brilliant. I tip my hat to you.

Well, now I'm going to start my diet off right! Thank you, kind sir. ;)

Just a random update — I used several of the tips in this article this morning and by the afternoon, I got a call from the corporate office telling me I was getting my entire security deposit — not just because I'd kept the apartment in decent condition (less the wear-and-tear), but because the staff member couldn't…

May you be sued every time someone ends their lease with you. Your last name wouldn't happen to be "Scotia," would it?

I just moved out of an apartment I lived in for 8 years. The front office couldn't even be troubled to send one of leasing staff, just the maintenance guy. He told me that the guy who checked the carpets would "more than likely" write off the carpet because of its age. I wouldn't worry. Wear and tear.

This is where I say I could care less. Silverman is a hack. Maybe Anonymous can use her channel as a sandbox for hacking. It could only improve her comedy.

Would you like a cookie now?