This’ll get me some flack because I’m seeing something other than how his words were (stupidly) structured, but I think he meant to include everyone in his statement about “ordinary Americans.” He tends to speak out against the millionaires, who are not ordinary, and he tends to contrast them with the rest of us who…

What if you just didn’t pay attention to it? You clicked on this article, which seems silly.

...49ers QB C.J. Beathard...

No. You don’t hit anybody unless they’ve instigated a physical confrontation. There are better, more mature ways to take the fucker down. Use your words.

The assailant was seated in section 541, row 24, seat 10.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

It says more about your reading ability.

Really? Seems like horrible accident-suicide to me.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

C0unter-counterpoint:

i, too, hate it when i accidentally do a public racism.

No, the Yankees are not at fault.

This is a bad take

“...the football fan covered in barf won.”

Sometimes I worry about the future, then I read stories like this and I’m all, “Yeah, no, I’ll never lack for work.”

(in actual actual fact he’s the best on the team)

Fucking whooosh, dude. He’s making fun of Durant for choosing to be the third best player on his team (in actual fact he’s second, but c’mon it’s a great one liner).

I think it’s pretty clear that Durant is just more comfortable being the third person.

Is it possible the douche with the mic intentionally called the obvious girl a boy because he wanted to insult a kid wearing a hippie-dippy tie-dye t-shirt?