sweet jesus. what do these people think political correctness means?

I’m slightly uncomfortable with a 50 year old man in a backwards baseball cap lecturing other men about their head fashion choices.

I bet that poodle has peed on a couple gas station walls in his time too...

Mon dew!

-- Brad is subject to random drug/alcohol testing.

Go, our billionaires! Beat their billionaires!

How much do you think T. Hids regrets hopping on the T. Swift manufactured relationship machine this summer now that he didn’t win an Emmy?

If they wanted to find a mass U.S. doping program, they could’ve just put on Fox News.

The thing about Portland is that — per the census, not me just making shit up — it’s literally *the* whitest city in the country. You’re likely to get stares simply because of the novelty of a non-white person. But getting lynched due to your race? You’re more likely to get targeted simply because you’re moving here…

Portland is almost comically liberal. You’ll be fine there, although the ocean is an our or two away. Just watch out for rural Oregon and rural Washington.

The reason Canada is so intent on finding these wreckages (as HMS Erasmus was found years prior) is to establish who owns the Northwest Passage and those waters -Canada wants definitive claim.

a more prescient shipwright would have christened her HMS Error.

Chief Prosecutor at the “Judgement of Urineberg”:

Lochte will soon file a police report stating that he was assaulted with a weapon and feared for his life. Good for him that the female dance partner was there to protect him from harm.

Afterwards Lochte told the crowd he feared for his life when a gun was placed to his head.

Honestly, it was just so poorly conceived and executed. That's what annoys me the most. The t-shirt, meeting the parents, the wholesome PDA, all within 3 weeks of "dating" or some such nonsense. It was like a 12 year old's fan fiction story written in a Lisa Frank notebook come to life. "And then we had the best party…

I feel like this was something his team conceived and he went along with it, rather than Hiddles being the mastermind behind it all...and if that was indeed the case, homeboy needs a new PR team stat because that was handled so badly. You’re very right that he ultimately took a bigger hit, because he doesn’t have a…