oh, bother

So that’s why he’s called Winnie the Pooh.

People from Boston toss around “f—“ as frequently as people from England toss around “c—t”. Not defending, but there really is the possibility that he wasn’t aware *how* offensive it was. 

I don’t know about smoking them, but licking them maybe . . .

Pookie and Ray-ray Voltron Nick Cannon is out here shooting up the club with four different IG models. Four different single mothers running four different broken single parent households with a single stretched thin part time father.

I’ve been stalking him and telling him he looks like a rotting mackerel but that seems to make him uncomfortable too. You can’t win with this guy!

Why don’t you just pick up a stone and save yourself 16 bucks

Why don’t you just pick up a stone and save yourself 16 bucks

I had completely forgotten about worry stones!

I had completely forgotten about worry stones!

This burn may have been seen by the International Space Station it was so white hot.  You have all my love and stars. 

I mean, going with an ipad vs an iphone is just choosing a clunkier platform with fewer options, which makes sense for the guy that went from Selena Gomez to Hailey Baldwin.

I’m gonna keep wearing my skinny jeans because other jeans are annoying to wear with snow boots. Fight me. 

Write some damn new movies, you lazy, lazy people. Start new franchises that you can reboot in 20 years.

Folks....sigh...it’s time for me to live my authentic truth. For literally decades, I have been living as a white man in America, availing myself of all the privilege that comes with that. But now....I can no longer live the lie.

Who would have thought we’d get our optimism from Larry David?

If she’s in the guest room, she has already left and it’s probably only economic necessity keeping her there.

I’m just going to say it. I think people are looking for a reason to be offended. Silly.

You could argue that had Segel never existed, this guy would never have eaten photos of him, so Segel was still responsible for his death.

Yup, you can do goblet squats, bodyweight squats, and even Bulgarian split squats with dumbbells (though this one is quite a bit more technical), all of which are effective for building some impressive legzzz.

The bar isn’t really resting on your spine. You should be using your shoulder and upper back musculature to “grip” the bar and hold it in place. Stand in front of the bar, grip it strong, and “pull” yourself under while contracting your traps. Dig your traps into the bar hard while staying tight throughout. “Bend” the…