This is why he always has a clear lane to shoot, his farts must fuckin stink to high holy h-e-double hockey sticks

Rob Manfred, later asked if Votto would face any punishment, looked at Votto in his uniform and said, “No, that’s more than enough.”

If he wasn’t such a shitty, awful human being, I’d kind of feel sorry for him. It is just horribly pathetic that the only thing characteristic of his he can seem to think might appeal to women is his wealth, to the point he even offers that up to women who clearly don’t want for money. (Also, horrible that he thinks…

To be fair, he usually just hangs around the Ponies

RIP.

I have not. And I’ve gotten a bit more humble in six years :) If you have any insight on this topic, please speak up.

It shouldn’t have to be said - Barrios doesn’t deserve to be treated like shit for playing well.

Ah, Luddites.

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.

Deadspin, what is this garbage-ass media player app you’ve been using lately? I can go to youtube and stream 1080p/60fps video with no problem, but this widget you’re using, I can’t get it to play for more than 2seconds at a time even if I set it to 180p.

My good man let me introduce you to the ceasar. The refined and cultured cousin of the Bloody Mary.

Little looks like every single white cop under 40.

Boy, your Rangers fans really know how to stay butthurt, dontcha? Don’t mess with Texas, indeed.

MVPs and national heroes don’t care, son.

Quick question; are Gomez’ bat flips ok? The Rangers are the deciders of who can and can’t bat flip, which shows the hypocrisy of this prodigious group of assholes. Just to be clear, I LOVE bat flips - the more the merrier. I hate the stupidity of teams that bean a guy for doing shit they regularly do.

“Is it wrong that I wish Odor would have given him permanent brain damage with that punch?”

bat flips really hurt your feelings huh

and this.

With all their hockey hullabaloo, and that bitch Anne Murray, too...

I have an eleven year old daily driver Jeep w/ a stock auto dimming mirror that has yet to fail me once. Not only is the vehicle 11 years old but it has 170k on the odometer and it gets regular offroad use. Maybe you should take better care of your tech?