Yeah. 'Cause that worked so well before. (Citizen Kbuto, I'm looking at you.)

Like the Steam Piston series?

This is a unisex bit of advice. Sometimes you have to accept that some people are not going to change certain habits. Learn to adapt or head off the habit at the pass.

Depending on the person, yes you do.

Yes! I had one of these, complete with that chair. If could have kept it, I'd like to think that I do an office like this. Man, that thing was indestructible.

TVs

It be them rich folks. I had a buddy who ran a spa and he gritted his teeth every time he heard this story in 2008. "I love the new car my husband bought for my birthday, but we took a pounding in the stocks. So I have to cut back on my facials." He knew the hub gave her a choice and she took the car.

For South Florida, that life style means that you'll spend 2 or 4 hours a day on the bus while auto-motivated people will have 1-hour long roundtrips. And the superficial culture here means that mostly poor people take the bus by choice. Without a white collar crowd pushing for better mass transit, the counties…

The Staples Arc is just a rebranding of the Rollabind. Love mine. Still using it two years later. If anything, they give you too much paper.

Bollocks.

(Editor's Note: This beat does not exist. She made it up. We're just letting her go with it so she'll stop all the damn emails.)

Definitions change. In the old days, a "troll" was a jerk who tried to get a rise out of as many people as he could on a message board for his/her personal enjoyment (Your console sucks, D&D is lame, Star Trek rules! etc.). It wasn't even considered a prank, just an asshat. A harmless asshat

Meh!

So Professor X, can I call you X? How about Xee?

I suppose this goes into the "hobby" idea, but developing sense of fun for contemporary board games (Catan, Carrcosone, Space Cadet) helps quite a bit. Get a gaming group together, make it a weekly thing, and you'll eventually bond over the good memories.

Hello, Amazon, my old friend ...

Brom, right?

Let's try this again. One of the original Internet dramatic readings:

A classic:

My alpha mox payed for my rent one month back in 1996. Moxes were banned from turney play at the time.