I can’t believe there are Jalops that don’t know the sleepy goodness of the V6 Camry. They can hit 60 in less than 6 seconds (depending on the year) and run 14 sec quarter miles. Will it beat every iteration of WRX or Mustang ever made? Of course not. But, it is possible to beat a good portion of the ones you see on…

Generally, I smoke Pall Mall Black shorts.

Chevy Red Line?

It’s fun when you’re spanking WRXs and Mustangs at stoplight races in your V6 Camry.

$38,000 for a car that’s almost as fast as the tuned HHR SS I paid $3800 for. Seems like a solid deal to me.

This is a great deal for 90% of Corvette owners, who’s cars never exceed 60mph over the two months a year the car is allowed to leave their garage.

Yes, but did they make an Amiga version?

Shoulda held on to my ‘93 Talon TSi AWD...

The next Danica Patrick? Why would she want to be a mediocre driver with zero wins? One would think if she wanted to be “the next” anything, it would be Richard Petty.

I experienced a similar situation in Manistee, MI. GPS told me to take my Caprice down a two-track fire road when the main road was just a quarter mile further. After bottoming out the car several times and scratching the shit out of it, I finally made it to a paved road. Thanks, TomTom!

Camero with duel exhaust.

Takumi Fujiwara agrees.

I’m still waiting for my AWD V8 Beretta

What was REALLY impressive was the amount of crap that four-foot-deep dash could accumulate.

They can, simply because they’ve outlived most of their competitors. That being said, the rear seat in my Monterey stows-n-goes just like a Chrysler (middle seats still have to be removed).

I’m glad you said “one” of the ugliest vans ever made, because the Lumina APV wants to make sure it’s invited to the party, too.

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The last funky bunch I had got turned in to banana bread.

All of them. Buy all the cars.